A blond is in desperate need of money. In a last case scenario she decides to steal a child and hold it ransom. The blond goes to the park and picks out a child that she likes, she jumps the kid and holds him down. The blond writes a note that reads: “I am holding your child hostage. Put $1000 in a plain paper bag and leave it in the knot hole in the biggest tree in the park. Signed ~The Blond.” She pins the note to the child’s jacket and sends him straight home. The next day she finds the money as per instructed with a note that says: “How could one blond do this to another?”