A blind man goes into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He takes a seat at the bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The blind man replies,"A beer please".
A man is in a bar having a drink. The guy next to him falls off of his barstool. The man picks up the guy and sits him back on the barstool, and he falls off again.
A man goes into a bar sits down at the bar asks for a beer looks over and sees a jar full of $10 bills so he asks the bartender whats up with the jar and the bartender says its a game we play you put ten dollers in there and do 2 tasks and if you can do those tasks you get the jar the the man says: what are the tasks then the bartender says the: first task is my pitbull has a sore tooth you have t