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Bar Jokes

Blind Man

A blind man goes into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He takes a seat at the bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The blind man replies,"A beer please".

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DUCK IN A BAR

This duck walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Do you have any grapes"?

The bartender says, "No we only sell beer here". The duck leaves.

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Duck!

Two men walk into a bar and one ducks. Drinking buddies

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Make a horse laugh and cry

Laughing out loud A cowboy rides his horse to a bar. He goes inside and says, If anyine can make my horse cry, I'll buy them a beer. One man says, I'll do it.

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hi

Drinking buddies

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Two Best Friends

Two best friends, Joe and Bob, decide to end a tough week by hitting the bars Friday evening. Unfortunately, neither of them have much money.

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3 Irish Brothers

It's late afternoon and an Irishman walks into a small local pub in a little Australian town.

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Too drunk to walk

A man is in a bar having a drink. The guy next to him falls off of his barstool. The man picks up the guy and sits him back on the barstool, and he falls off again.

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drunk man

A man goes into a bar sits down at the bar asks for a beer looks over and sees a jar full of $10 bills so he asks the bartender whats up with the jar and the bartender says its a game we play you put ten dollers in there and do 2 tasks and if you can do those tasks you get the jar the the man says: what are the tasks then the bartender says the: first task is my pitbull has a sore tooth you have t

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one cent

A man walks into a bar one night.

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