man walkes into a bar OUCH

This duck walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Do you have any grapes"?

The bartender says, "No we only sell beer here". The duck leaves.

A cowboy rides his horse to a bar. He goes inside and says, If anyine can make my horse cry, I'll buy them a beer. One man says, I'll do it.

Two best friends, Joe and Bob, decide to end a tough week by hitting the bars Friday evening. Unfortunately, neither of them have much money.