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Magic Bridge!!!!!!!!!!! - Mon, 11/16/2009 - 4:51pm

Blondes

Three girls were on a bridge, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette jumps off and says "Matresses" and she lands on a pile of matresses.

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smart blonde FAIL - Fri, 08/21/2009 - 10:01pm

Blondes

There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight.

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double fail - Fri, 08/21/2009 - 9:59pm

Blondes

A blonde desperately needed some money, so she decided to kidnap someone. So she went to the park and she grabbed this kid.

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this will only happen to a blonde - Fri, 08/21/2009 - 9:58pm

Blondes

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work for a construction crew. One day, they were on their lunch break, sitting on a beam thirty stories high.

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dont be friends with blondes - Fri, 08/21/2009 - 9:56pm

Blondes

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded on a desert island. They find a genie's lamp and agree they'll each get one wish.

The brunette and the redhead both wish they were at home.

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dumb blonde - Fri, 08/21/2009 - 9:55pm

Blondes

A ventriloquist comes onto the stage with his dummy and starts his act. One bit requires his dummy to tell Dumb-Blonde Jokes.

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blonde, tree, briefcase? - Fri, 08/21/2009 - 9:54pm

Blondes

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a briefcase?

Branch Manager.

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light up blonde - Fri, 08/21/2009 - 9:48pm

Blondes

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in her ear.

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swallow - Fri, 08/21/2009 - 9:47pm

Blondes

What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

They've both swallowed a lot of semen.

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leave the fans on - Fri, 08/21/2009 - 9:46pm

Blondes

why did the blonde die in as heicopter crash?

she got cold so she turned off the fan