Yo mamma so poor McDonald's had to reposses the fries she bought!!!!
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
Now read without the word dog.
yo momma so poor she ate cereal with a fork to save milk
Yo momma is so poor, when I ring the doorbell she says "DING!"
1.I would slap you, but poop splatters. 2.You're so ugly, your friends pushed you on the street and they got charged for littering.
yo mamas so fat she got ran over by a parked car
Yo mama so stupid that when you told her you had good grades she believed you
VEGETARIAN...OLD INDIAN WORD FOR "BAD HUNTER".
What do you call the girl who stands behing the goal at football/soccer practice? Annete
What do you call a workman with a spade on his head? Doug
You so ugly Your birthcirtificate is an apology letter from the condom factory :lol::lol: