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Best Friends - Mon, 08/30/2010 - 12:23pm

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"Good friends will pick you up when your down, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh"

SapphireCullen

Idiots - Mon, 08/30/2010 - 12:21pm

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1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.
3. And discover that #1 is a lie.
4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

yellowhawk90161

insects - Wed, 08/25/2010 - 9:07pm

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Whats the last thing that hits a bugs mind before it hits your windshield?
Its A$$!!

webjunkie

Condoms - Fri, 05/07/2010 - 11:46am

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Go to walmart and pick up about 12 boxes of condoms and walk around and randomly place them in peoples carts when they are not looking.

ravgirl

GETTING OLD... - Wed, 02/03/2010 - 10:53am

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'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

'OLD' IS WHEN....

ravgirl

FUNNY FACTS - Wed, 02/03/2010 - 10:39am

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did you know??

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).

ravgirl

11 - Tue, 12/29/2009 - 10:56pm

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WHY ISN'T 11 PRONOUNCED ONETY ONE?

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madbuffalo

Pretzels Walking - Thu, 05/21/2009 - 11:09am

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Two pretzels went walking. One was a salted.

HOGBALLS

TWO DOGS - Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:13pm

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A YOUNG INDIAN BRAVE GOES TO THE CHIEF AND ASKS," CHIEF, YOU NAME ALL THE INDIAN BABIES,HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH THE NAMES?" THE CHIEF SAYS," WELL,WHEN A BABY IS BORN,I LOOK AROUND AND IF I SEE A EAGLE FLYING HIGH IN THE SKY, I NAME THE BABY,EAGLE FLYING HIGH IN THE SKY".IF I SEE,A BEAR IN A TREE,I NAME THE BABY ,"BEAR IN THE TREE,WHY DO YOU ASK?"TWO DOGS f*****g".

HOGBALLS

SUPER BOWL - Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:13pm

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WHAT DO YOU CALL 40 MEN WATCHING THE "SUPERBOWL ON TV"? THE DETROIT LIONS"!