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Boys - Mon, 08/30/2010 - 12:25pm

When a boy stares at you
he is wondering why you are lying. 


When a boy let you lays on his chest he is wishing for you to be his forever.

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Lili
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Burglary - Mon, 02/08/2010 - 11:08pm

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in court.” said the Desk Sergeant.

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webjunkie
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FOR SALE: - Wed, 09/30/2009 - 11:24pm

FOR SALE: A complete set of encyclopedias.
No longer needed. Just got married and the
B***h seems to know every thing!!! Laughing out loud

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lolzerizer
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Cannibal jokes - Fri, 06/26/2009 - 6:06pm

1. Two cannibals were talking over dinner and one admitted to the other, " You know, I just don't like my mother-in-law." His friend sympathized, and told him, "So just eat your vegetables."

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MC ur Mum
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man vs woman - Tue, 06/09/2009 - 7:22am

Dear Wife,
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.
I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.

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MC ur Mum
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Reason Not 4 Sex - Tue, 06/09/2009 - 7:21am

Dear Wife,
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.
I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.

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soviet72
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golf balls - Thu, 05/21/2009 - 11:09am

A woman was cleaning her husbands dresser drawers when she found 3 golf balls and a box with $2000 in it. She waited for him to come home from the golf course to ask him why these things were hidden in his dresser drawer.

The husband said I'm sorry I hid this from you but the truth is every time I cheated on you over the last 30 years I put a golf ball in the drawer.

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soviet72
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mother in law - Thu, 05/21/2009 - 11:09am

A Bible study group was discussing the unforeseen possibility of their sudden death.

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soviet72
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why the groom wears black - Thu, 05/21/2009 - 11:09am

Attending a wedding for the first time, Little Susie whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"

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soviet72
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bill clinton - Thu, 05/21/2009 - 11:09am

What's Bill Clinton's idea of safe sex?

When Hillary is out of town.

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