This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for
years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke.

The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.

A little boy walks into a brothel dragging a dead frog behind him. He asks for a prostitute with herpes. The lady says "Ok, whatever turns you on" and takes him upstairs.

A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers. The guy says, ''Who is this?''
''This is the maid,'' answers the woman. ''We don't have a maid,'' says the man.

A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured
by cannibals. The chief comes to them and says, "the
bad news is that now that we've caught you, we're going