http://sundrania.com/modules/weblog/ Sundrania.com en Sparky http://sundrania.com/modules/weblog/details.php?blog_id=405 2008-10-10T12:20:38 -08:00 clozarina What does a clock do when it crosses the road? Takes it's time!!! :lol: http://sundrania.com/modules/weblog/details.php?blog_id=404 2008-10-08T09:29:25 -08:00 wobormok If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Can you cry under water? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Why does a round pizza come in a square box? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- What disease did cured ham actually have? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Why did you just try singing the two songs above? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- http://sundrania.com/modules/weblog/details.php?blog_id=403 2008-10-07T20:12:49 -08:00 macme1418 a weirdo walkes in a bar gets a beer and had sex with evry girl there and they all like it and he's like ok let's get naked and all of them are so all at the same time having sex :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :drinking: :drinking: http://sundrania.com/modules/weblog/details.php?blog_id=402 2008-10-07T19:37:11 -08:00 macme1418 a second grade teacher was reading duck little and he came to the part when he rap to the farmer so duck little rap saying the sky is falling the sky is falling and he pause what do think the farmer said a boy raised his hand and said he said holy shit a talking duck!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: http://sundrania.com/modules/weblog/details.php?blog_id=401 2008-10-07T19:09:55 -08:00 macme1418 A room called 127 always a girl and a boy share that room and always they end up having sex and who ever went in had sex with them too it was weird so weird and and me and my friend who was a boy went in we had sex weird :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :evil: :evil: :evil: http://sundrania.com/modules/weblog/details.php?blog_id=400 2008-09-26T10:28:04 -08:00 BandBabe27 Q: A blond and a brunette jump off a cliff. Which one lands first? A: The brunette, because the blonde had to stop and ask for directions. http://sundrania.com/modules/weblog/details.php?blog_id=399 2008-09-25T11:15:08 -08:00 BandBabe27 THree guys go to hell and he devil makes a deal with them. He tells them that if they can hold their favorite fruit up their asses for 10 seconds they can go to heaven. The first guy has an apple and he makes it. The second guy has an orange and just as the 10 seconds are about to be up it pops out. The devil is like "What happened you almost made it." The guy is like "I just saw the last guy and he was holding a watermelon". :-o http://sundrania.com/modules/weblog/details.php?blog_id=398 2008-09-25T11:10:11 -08:00 BandBabe27 There are three guys and they break down in front of a farmer's house. The knock onn the door and ask if they can staythe night and get someone to come in the morning. The farmer say yes, as long as they dont screw around with his daughter. That night, the farmer hears giggling coming from his daughter's room. He knows that the guys messed with his daughter, so the next morning he takes the three guys out to the barn. He asks the first one "What is ur profession" and the guys answers "Im a surgeon". So the farmer cuts off the guys penis with a scalpel. He asks the next guy the same question. "Im a butcher" so the farmer cut off is penis with a butchers knife. The last guy is laughing so hard and the farmer asks him wat is so funny.. The guy wipes his eyes and says "I work at a lollipop factory." http://sundrania.com/modules/weblog/details.php?blog_id=397 2008-09-25T11:04:45 -08:00 BandBabe27 Theres a little girl and she cant find her parents in a hotel, so she knocks on a random door. A man answers and she's lke " i cant find my parents, can u help me?" The guy is like "No" So the little girl is like "Can i stay with u" and the guy is like "Umm...I gess so, but only until the morning" He walks to his room, and the girl follows him. He gets undressed and she looks and says wats that? That my Mr> Wormy the man answers and they lay down to go to sleep. Later on the man wakes up and has great pain betwwen his legs. He looks and the top half is missing. He asks the little girl wat happened and she said "Ur mr. wormy wouldnt stop wiggling so i bit his head off". :lol: http://sundrania.com/modules/weblog/details.php?blog_id=396 2008-09-18T06:48:11 -08:00 Sparky Sometimes I wake up bitchy, other mornings I let her sleep! :lol: