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SapphireCullen
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Boys - Mon, 08/30/2010 - 12:25pm

When a boy stares at you
he is wondering why you are lying. 


When a boy let you lays on his chest he is wishing for you to be his forever.

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SapphireCullen
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Best Friends - Mon, 08/30/2010 - 12:23pm

"Good friends will pick you up when your down, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh"

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SapphireCullen
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Idiots - Mon, 08/30/2010 - 12:21pm

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.
3. And discover that #1 is a lie.
4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

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yellowhawk90161
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insects - Wed, 08/25/2010 - 9:07pm

Whats the last thing that hits a bugs mind before it hits your windshield?
Its A$$!! Big Grin

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les
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bar joke - Mon, 08/16/2010 - 9:31am

This guy is sitting in a bar, when the most beautiful blonde he has ever seen walks in and slowly walks toward him and sits down next to him.

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Grey-z
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Hell for Guys - Tue, 08/03/2010 - 2:34pm

So a guy dies and goes to heaven. He's pretty happy with this, so he takes a look at how people are doing down in Hell. He sees a guy with a bottle of good beer and a hot chick.

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Spike1997
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German Pickup line - Thu, 07/01/2010 - 1:19am

Ein Mann wurde an einer Bar genießen, einen After-Work c ** ktail sitzen, wenn ein außergewöhnlich schönen und sexy junge Frau getreten.

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bar man - Thu, 07/01/2010 - 1:19am

man walkes into a bar OUCH

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webjunkie
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Condoms - Fri, 05/07/2010 - 11:46am

Go to walmart and pick up about 12 boxes of condoms and walk around and randomly place them in peoples carts when they are not looking.

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vedavyas1
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adam - Thu, 05/06/2010 - 5:29pm

If "CON" is the opposite of "PRO", what is the opposite of PROGRESS?

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