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Blind Man - Thu, 02/11/2010 - 2:50pm

A blind man goes into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He takes a seat at the bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The blind man replies,"A beer please".

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Lili
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Burglary - Mon, 02/08/2010 - 11:08pm

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in court.” said the Desk Sergeant.

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Konstar6
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Wilson & Spalding - Mon, 02/08/2010 - 11:34am

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud A man gets lost on a stranded island. He says

I don't need other people!!! I have my true friends right here.

Then he pulls out a football and baseball

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ravgirl
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GETTING OLD... - Wed, 02/03/2010 - 10:53am

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

'OLD' IS WHEN....

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ravgirl
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OLD IS WHEN... - Wed, 02/03/2010 - 10:51am

1.. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.

2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.

3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)

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ravgirl
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YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF... - Wed, 02/03/2010 - 10:48am

"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun, but you can't afford shoes.

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ravgirl
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GOD BLESS TEXAS - Wed, 02/03/2010 - 10:45am

> Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style.."

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ravgirl
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FUNNY FACTS - Wed, 02/03/2010 - 10:39am

did you know??

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).

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ravgirl
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CHILD SUPPORT - Wed, 02/03/2010 - 10:36am

> LAST
> CHILD SUPPORT CHECK!!!
>
>
> Today be my baby girl 18th birthday.
>
> I be so glad that dis be my last child support payment!
>

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ravgirl
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INSTALLING HOME SECURITY - Wed, 02/03/2010 - 10:33am

> > > HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
> > >
> > > 1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16
> > > work boots.

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