A really horny guy was walking down the street when he saw a whorehouse. He walked in and said, "I'm horny and i only have $5 to pay for the blow job."
The naked lady who was pole dancing came up to him and said, "I can give you a penguin for $5."
"What's a penguin?" he asked.
"you'll see." she replied.
She led him to a dark room and told him to unzip his pants.